Archive for January, 2008

Weird Albert in a can*

Posted on January 31, 2008. Filed under: MST3K, Rifftrax, music | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

* Yes I know his real name is Alfred
THE COOLEST NEWS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right, the two funniest things in the planet are getting together to kill you all on Tuesday February 5. Weird Al Yankovic and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Or more specifically, Weird Al and Mike Nelson with Rifftrax.
Update: They just posted this [...]

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Deformio lays down the law, son. Kyle Korver Update

Posted on January 30, 2008. Filed under: Snark, Utah Jazz | Tags: , , , , , , |

Our good pal Deformio is kicking booty and taking names as the newest member of the Utah Jazz. Since Korver’s trade to the Jazz on December 29, we have gone 11-2. It’s an awesome record to be sure.
How much of the winning record is due to Deformio’s skills is hard to say. What was supposed [...]

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Have a dollop of Mayo. Yum!

Posted on January 29, 2008. Filed under: Completely 100% True, Family, History, Snark | Tags: , , , , , , , |

Recently it has come to my attention that there are a group of people out there that abstain from using any condiments on their food. I don’t know the reason why, but the only thing that makes sense to me is that they are in some kind of new religion. Some religion that has added [...]

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The Happy Rotter Rifftracular Special

Posted on January 27, 2008. Filed under: MST3K, Rifftrax, movies | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

Recently Rifftrax.com announced that the latest Rifftrax coming out was going to be Batman and Robin. I can’t think of a movie that deserves it more, but the cool part is that this riff was all written by the fans. There was a contest where fans watched the horrible movie and wrote the jokes and [...]

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How to Hide Your Toes

Posted on January 25, 2008. Filed under: Completely 100% True, Snark, Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , , , |

It’s time to face it. Your toes are ugly. You know it. Your toes know it. They don’t want to be seen any more than you want them seen. Well, here is a shocker. No one else wants to see them either. Especially this guy.

Toes are inherently gross. They are like deformed fingers that only [...]

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Superhero Movies III the quickening

Posted on January 24, 2008. Filed under: Comics, Snark, movies | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |

In my third article on Superhero Movies, I’m going to tackle two films that were full of potential and ended up almost being good.
See also Parts one and two in my series where I explain my theory on why so many of these movies miss the mark.
Today we’ll start with Ghostrider
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Have a refreshing Beverage on me . . . in the FUTURE!

Posted on January 23, 2008. Filed under: Completely 100% True, History, Science, Snark | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , |

Istead of my usual looks at History, I am taking a revolutionary step forward and looking into the future. The future of beverages.
That’s right, beverages. In the future we will no longer be saying such a banal word as “drink”. No, every form of liquid refreshment will be referred to as a beverage. Uh, [...]

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Rifftraxapalooza

Posted on January 21, 2008. Filed under: MST3K, Rifftrax, movies | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , |

I have written oft about MST3K and Cinematic Titanic. While doing so I have talked quite a bit about Rifftrax. But I don’t think I have given them the full treatment they deserve. So I am going to review a few Rifftrax that I have seen lately to give you sort of a taste of [...]

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Steve Martin makes you laugh again and again and again . . .

Posted on January 20, 2008. Filed under: History, movies | Tags: , , , , , , , , |

This is a tribute to one of my favorite Comedy Actors of all time, Mr. Steve Martin. Now I realize that in recent years, the wheels have fallen off the wagon so to speak. But I remain a Steve Martin fan despite those failures.
I am going to list my top six [...]

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Almost Dying. The sport of the ages.

Posted on January 18, 2008. Filed under: Completely 100% True, History, Snark, Uncategorized | Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

There is nothing quite as exhilarating as a near death experience. Your heartrate skyrockets. Adrenaline pours through your veins. Your Brain is flooded with endorphins. Survivors of car accidents and plane crashes say that they have a new appreciation for life. Some give more money to charity, some spend more time with their family. Some [...]

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