Sorry, but my baby is cuter
Yep, read em’ and weep folks. It’s time to face the facts.
I know that all babies are supposed to be cute. You are supposed to look at other people’s babies and say “Awwww.” And a lot of babies are cute. But some just aren’t. I have known this fact since I was a Kid. My sisters were cute babies. Some of my baby brothers were cute too. So when I saw other people’s ugly babies I thought, “Man that’s not an attractive kid.” I was just too polite to mention it. I just smiled at that poor kid along with everyone else.
To make a point, look at this kid,
Now he ain’t ugly or anything. I’m sure he’ll grow up to be a handsome guy. But then look at my baby.
Now, don’t get me wrong, all babies are pure and innocent and equally deserving of love and affection. All babies have the potential to become fantastic human beings. It’s just that some are better looking than others.
Another example, look at this kid:
Looks like Mike Starr’s kid, huh?
I know that the unnatractive babies’ parents look at their child and love them dearly. But they have to be thinking, “She’s so wonderful, why couldn’t she be better looking? Why couldn’t my kid be as beautiful as Edgewriter’s?”
But hey, maybe I am wrong. I hear that babies are cuter when they are sleeping. Let’s try another one, shall we?
Hey, maybe it’s true. Wait, nope, sorry. Mine’s still cuter.
Maybe it’s just the poses, you might say. Surely if she was in a goofy pose, she would be less devastatingly cute. Well let’s try that one. Here is random baby number four.
Eegh.
Well, here’s mine. *Crosses fingers*
Sorry.
Well, I think I have proven my point. Some babies are cuter than others and mine is the cutest.
Okay, okay. Let’s try one more just to be thorough:
Alright, so I can be wrong. Some babies may be just as cute . . .
Whoops. Sorry, I tricked you there. That’s a picture of my oldest girl. So that doesn’t prove anything.
In conclusion, “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.”
Update 2/12/08
Is your baby cuter than most? Take the cuter baby challenge today Here.
While your baby is cute, your cutest baby to date is your oldest. Aside from my own personal attachment to my kids, I have never seen a baby that adorable. Your oldest could make a grown man wilt. Too bad you never took financial advantage of that asset…I am sure she could have sold a ton of baby products!
nauvooflower
January 15, 2008
Ok that last comment was actually “Kingju1ce” on “nauvooflower”s computer…
nauvooflower
January 16, 2008
Yes, my oldest was and still is devastatingly beautiful. But as she is not longer a baby, she does not belong in this contest.
And you don’t belong on your wife’s computer. I’m telling.
Edgewriter
January 16, 2008
I think your baby(girls) are beautiful!! But, there are two beautiful blonde baby’s that are equal!! They are all gorgeous to me!! You’re a proud edgewriter!
Mother of Edge
January 16, 2008
You DO have cute kids Edgewriter! I hope that our number one is as cute as yours- or at least cute enough that they won’t be used to compare your kids to on a future blog! I like the site- you’re a great writer. The depth of your subjects says a lot about your skills and about your humur!
Matt Hansen
January 17, 2008
Thanks for visiting my blog, Matt. It is good to hear from you. I’m sure your kid will be stunning.
Edgewriter
January 17, 2008
I have seen some ugly babies. And to be honest my daughter was not the cutest. Sorry, I can’t lie. She had no hair had a really high forehead and was chubby. But now she is Pretty and getting prettier as she gets older. She is now 12. Now my son Jude is so cute! I will have to send you a pic of him. I have seen a baby that looked like an alien he was so skinny. Babies are suppose to be chubby, right? What happened with that?
Laura
February 1, 2008
They should take the kid off that vegetarian diet.
Edgewriter
February 1, 2008
Michael Buble is trying to fix the issue
Edgewriter
February 1, 2008
that baby in the yellow is CUTE
daesha
February 11, 2008
Everyone thinks that they have the cutest baby in the world but Pam & I really did. Now he is a fine boy. 9 years old going on 21. Smart, with sense of humor. Man they grow up fast. Enjoy them at every opportunity
Steve
February 12, 2008
Steve your kid is definitely a cute one.
Edgewriter
February 14, 2008
hahah your baby is scary looking
kayla
May 7, 2008
The pic of the second baby is the best one on the page, If I saw your kid I would be thinking, oh that baby is just ok, not ugly, but not really cute.
Tara
May 24, 2008
they are so cute so so precious
precious
July 21, 2008
they are so so cute i love chubby babies
precious
July 21, 2008
http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos2947/5/38/80/68/70/0/70688038514_0_ALB.jpg
ilovemybaby
July 24, 2008
your baby is uglier
ana
September 19, 2008
Boo!
Edgewriter
September 22, 2008
That kid at/near Golden Gate Park is definately a cute kid – but, I would probably look cute too if I had the Golden Gate Bridge in the backgroud too.
Brethart77
brethart77
September 22, 2008
ur daughter is the cutest kid ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!
jenny
September 22, 2008
Im sorry to say Ive seen cuter babies even if yours is adorable, you must (well you OBVIOUSLY ARE!) so proud though to have one like that.
Sen
September 24, 2008
well…your baby isn’t ugly but…it looks just like any red-faced baby…nothing special
i’m seriously not trying to be mean but while your older daughter is somewhat cute your baby, well, I was trying to think what alien movie infant it reminded me of. Ooh that was mean. I’m sorry. 
Trista
October 3, 2008
Wow, You have the symptom of “my baby is cuter than everyone’s” and compared ur baby to a cuter baby, not that your baby is not cute… it’s alright. That’s just mean, putting up photos of other babies and comparing it to your baby saying yours is better.
Jackson
October 19, 2008
Say what you will. The truth is that you just can’t stand how much my baby is cuter than yours. I am sorry that your baby cuteness confidence scale is so low.
Edgewriter
October 21, 2008
the baby in yellow is way way way cuter than yours, and my son is way cuter than yours. You baby isn’t ugly by anymeans, but seriously…not that cute.
Nicole
January 27, 2009
I am sure that your own child is hideously cute. Why don’t you prove it and submit a photo to the Cuter Baby Challenge?
Edgewriter
February 11, 2009
with all due respect every parent feels theirs is cute. yours would be one of the ones i was polite about!
anon
March 3, 2009
cute kid but not the cutest baby in the world
joney
March 25, 2009
ok i think it depends on the genes if you put a handsome man and a pretty woman does it gurantee you an cute baby? wrong the parents have parents and thier genes will run through the babies blood. What if the parents parents had big ears,huge noses, very buck teeth so? eventually they grow up and thier features change you never know? so for me i think every baby is cute like yours edgewriter i like your eldest particulary! : )
Megan
June 28, 2009
they are all very average looking sorry
evelyn
September 8, 2009