Balls

That’s right. Pain.

For some reason today I am in the mood to pass on the pain. Don’t worry, no gore to be found here. Just pain. So have a loving spoonfull of it now.

Baseball to face

Did I ever mention that I am NOT a baseball fan? Well I’m not. I have been to several Major league and Minor league games, and it is fun to go in person. But trying to watch it on TV puts me to sleep every time. I guess I need a nine dollar hot dog in order to stay interested.

Sorry, kid

I know it is an American pastime and all, but I just don’t get it. Besides, it’s hard on the birds.

Tennis is hard on birds too.

And golf, evidently.

Birds should just stay away from sports. . . . . actually so should deer.

If you can stomach Bob Sagat’s screeching voice, then you might find it interesting to know how dolphins feel about birds.

Sorry. I got sidetracked. Where was I? Oh that’s right. PAIN!

Snake Bite to the face.

I find it much preferable feeling for the pain of others, than feeling it myself.

High Dive

Oooh! Ugh. That’s just not right. That’s downright wrong in fact. But she kind of deserved it for making fun of that fat girl just before she jumped. Sorry Sally, you know it’s true. That bloody nose has a name and it’s Karma.

Speaking of Karma, Hey Joe! This is what you get for not picking me on your soccer team in Elementary school!

ouchy

Hey what are you laughing at, Paul? You didn’t pick me either!

Gah! nuts

And Nick! Come over here!

Ouch

Whew! He heh. That was kind of fun. Let’s see, who else deserves some pain. Let’s dish some out to Ricky just for riding on his motorcycle like an idiot.

Motorcycle fun

This one is for David J. You know who you are. This is what you get for telling that secret I told you not to tell.

Poor David

Let’s see who else can we punish? Some celebrities maybe? How about Liza Mine-

Slap in the face

OW! Hey what was that for? . . . . Uh huh . . . . . . But- . . . . Okay, okay, you’re right honey, I- . . . . It wasn’t nice. I realize that. Okay . . . . Okay, I’ll tell them.

Sorry, folks. I officially apologize for the meanness. I got out of line. I am ashamed of my behavior. I’ll leave you with one more picture. Click on it if you want to know more details.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go shovel the driveway again.

Wow

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