Barney’s longtime grudge with Team Teletubbies was finally vindicated. After his usual overly-eccentric entrance into the arena and a few idiotic demonstrations from his delinquent associates, Barney’s satanic voiced opening lines proved prophetic:” Teletubbies! You mock my songs, you show uncomfortable videos of my friends on your bellies, but tonight you’re going DOWN! The only video you’ll be showing tonight is ME pounding the LAALAA out you pip-squeak WANNABES.” 

Barney's longtime grudge with Team Teletubbies was finally vindicated. After his usual overly-eccentric entrance into the arena and a few idiotic demonstrations from his delinquent associates

Barney's longtime grudge with Team Teletubbies was finally vindicated

Moments later as their theme song began to play, Tinky Winky and his crew, Dipsy, LaaLaa and Po entered the building, sprinting to the ring and with pyrotechnics blazing, climb each turnbuckle and spew colored liquid out of their mouths and onto the crowd below. Soon TW took the microphone and replied with sarcasm, “Uh oh – the Dinosaurs are gonna get boo-boos!”
Quickly Tinky Winky sprints towards Barney, springboards off Laalaa’s back and delivers a flying cross-body attack to the unsuspecting Dinosaur.
Seemingly undeterred, Barney throws TW off his oversized, anthropomorphic body and into the corner ropes followed by a powerful three-point-stance clothesline. Next, the sneaky Baby Bop reaches over the ropes and chokes TW with her “Blanket of Death” that draws a series of boos from the audience.
After Baby Bop released TW at the demands of the referee, Barney grabs the obviously stunned Tinky Winky from the corner, wallops him again with a series of standing head-buts, and as if in one motion, follows with a double-mule-kick knocking Tinky Winky over the ropes. 

"Uh oh - the Dinosaurs are gonna get boo-boos!"

"Uh oh - the Dinosaurs are gonna get boo-boos!"

Fortunately for the former world champion, just as Barney was about to cannonball dive off the turnbuckle to a completely knocked out Tinky Winky laying helplessly outside the ring, LaaLaa jumped in, stunning Barney with a big punch to the groin, then pulling off a devastating top-rope Frankensteiner to bring Barney wildly to the mat.
Of course, LaaLaa began her famous victory “ride-em cowboy” dance, causing BJ and Riff to jump into the ring, each with a folding chair in hand. BJ quickly smashes the distracted LaaLaa in the face, and then together, BJ and Riff pick up the yellow party-girl and double-power-bomb her onto an un-folded chair, knocking her out and breaking her big curly antenna completely off.
Dipsey, seeing his friends in such a predicament, jumps in the ring, grabs the celebrating BJ and Riff by the back of their necks and smacks their heads together causing them to drop to the mat. Picking up BJ by his large Protoceratops head, Dipsey whips him into the opposite corner turnbuckle followed by a complex aerial display ending in a spinning-bulldog DDT leaving BJ knocked out and face first on the mat.
Determined to demonstrate the extreme hatred felt for Barney and his friends, Po had crept into the ring to sabotage the main event by smacking Riff in the face with Barney’s intercontinental belt, simultaneously handing Barney a win by disqualification and an apparent chance at WWE Champion Snufflupagus at Survivor Series.
After the bell, the staggering purple dinosaur lumbered into the crowd, smashing a mysterious-looking Big Bird over the head with double fists, only to be carried away by a struggling arena security. Afterward, Big Bird delivered the warning: “There WILL be BLOOD to pay!” We’ll see if Barney’s as big a dinosaur as he thinks when these two meet next week.

"There WILL be BLOOD to pay!"

"There WILL be BLOOD to pay!"

Advertisements